The world can’t get enough of a 20-something Lawrence, Kansas resident who showed up at a city council meeting to plea for legalized genital massage last week.
"If a grown adult wants a hand job and another grown adult is willing to give one for money, then let them. That's both freedom and capitalism, and that's the foundation of our country," Chris Flowers told stunned city leaders.
Flowers noted that masseuses are allowed to touch all sorts of body parts as part of their work. “Hell,” he added, “we let proctologists spend their day fingering men.”
"So I propose this: The city allows for licensed masseurs to give genital massages, if the masseur and the client both agree to it.”
You’ve got to admire this guy’s passion for a little rub-down. His plea is already making the rounds on Vice and Jimmy Kimmel live.
Watch the video here (warning: not safe for work.)