It turns out that a giant feline generating frantic calls to Animal Services in San Jose is nothing but an overgrown housecat.
You can’t write this stuff.
A herd of 80 goats in San Francisco are retiring from their Christmas tree disposal days, having finally grown sick of the taste of spruce and pine.
Mayor William Bell and City Councilor Marcus Lundy might not be all that familiar to you as they hail from Alabama and both serve the City of Birmingham.
In a more groan-worthy case of calling it quits, or take-backsies related to calling it quits, Charlene Storey of Roselle Park, New Jersey is our subject.
And they weren’t quarters either, because those are still useful.
Two lucky turkeys from Modesto, California have narrowly escaped the dinner plate.
Best of all, you can watch its 45-mile journey to corporate headquarters live online.
A journey straight out of Homeward Bound.
Emperor Palpatine wins in Odessa, population 1,003,705.